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simply exquisite. i don't even know what to say except that you have got to try this place. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL

come here if you love yourself. tarim staff have truly seen me at my best and worst. try the laghman... please

this place destroyed me, steer clear if you do not have supercharged industrial grade kidneys

i only get one dish here and it's always worth it. the noodles are so bouncy chewy yummy flouncy sexy mghng

it hit me right in the falafel

i have never gotten high before but this is the closest i'll ever get. #ToumTrip #TahiniSaladMyBeloved

i have never felt so full

why do they have to be closed on tuesdays i love deedee's

i ate here yeah it was good

come here to make sweet sweet love to the baba ganouch. let them touch you

it's sichuan cuisine, no bullshit, no nothing, just good.

surprisingly my sphincter was spared let's go

didn't know what to expect going in but it was actually quite good!

so amazingly epic sauce i love taco tuesday

you can't tuna fish, but they can i think

the owner guy was really nice despite serving me two minutes before closing i would come back just to see that face

avoid this place like the plague. I am dead fucking serious. this restaurant is like the pure distilled essence of disappointment. if it were any worse it'd be funny at least, but it isn't. there is truly no reason to come here.

you couldn't pay me to come back i am actually so sad to have spent money and an evening here

what is such a wonderful and quaint little joint doing in the desolate wasteland that is Auto Mall? I don't know but you should totally check it out

come make a zine here and eat a croffle and buy a drink and buy another drink. also look at the lights....

these snacks are for the streets for sure

protein gymratmaxxing sigma ligma sugma sugondese nuts ballz 9000

you get to scoff at the people lined up for the ramen place across the walkway because marugame is way better

i love curry i love udon god help this place i good4u marugame

the einspanner latte is like drinking a cloud

try the corn party. try it. try it. try the corn pastry.

haiti

i love cheese foam it reminds me of drain's juices delighted smiling tongue out emoji

the platonic ideal of a cafe honestly ALSO IT'S OPEN PAST 9 PM MWAH MWAH MWAH

what the heck coffee rizz how do you even get that many mugs

not super memorable but pretty solid food

it is a chinese restaurant

the kusan grindset never stops

hey i recognize that table lighting yeah

these noodles will break you down and build you back up again. the roof caved in once but i still would've eaten here had the waiters not stopped me

can we get any higher

one hell of a dumpling

plain noodle 4 ever

this is probably the best hot pot place in the bay area

rep zhang fei they got keychains

delicious nourishing soup, almost worth venturing into cupertino for

wei's fish is love.. wei's fish is life

their chicken left me feeling like abel

i like the tea and sauce. the sauce. i like the tea and sauce.

denny's-tier food at michelin star prices

i liked the country fried steakbut tell me why a steak place has better friend fucking green beans than. steak. why. anyways it costs a million bajillion dollars i don't recommend it

i could never say no to beef stew MMMMMM

eating out...vietnamese food...who am i... the mi quang is fire though ngl. the egg coffee was... ok.

not much good to say about this place. it's good if you're craving mediocre meat with a side of smoker's lung

COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK COUGH WHEEEZE HACK COUGH its ok i guess COUGH HACK COUGH WHEEZE HACK HACK COUGH one star because it was better the day afterwards

there was nothing to identify the river as russian

the entire time i was here i was thinking about grindr and how many gay peple might be hooking up here. mind you, i didn't see any (for myself) but i couldn't shake the vibe yenno

ask the owner about his former career as a professional gymnast. i am not kidding. you are in good hands when you eat at this place.

wish i saw the guy do a backflip instead of listen to japanese men yap about female coworkers :( but ok i guess

meat, fresh

yummy balls how come this place has really cute mascots and even cuter animations of them getting discriminated on by each other this is lowkey crazy lol

dellers were fricked here

pretty fire food but certainly not for students (i am poor). they didn't let me practice my danish though smh my head (im jk ofc)

they put a cake in a jar. how?

thank you forever and ever for reminding me of my two week outpatient program

their sparkling lemonade tears through you like a .50 caliber round

yo gurt gurt: yo thank you asian auntie for this swag yoga place with cool drinks and fun looking events

it is so god damn hot in this store you need to be prepared

i can only vouch for the slushies. don't try anything else. damp jungle ahh

smoke weed everyday

i love matcha poopoo dubai labubu poopoo

eh

yeah the curry is alright. it's nice that they have pumpkin curry and are close ish to school

as good as strip mall sushi gets

ourgh i love chirashi i love chirashi i love fish i will glob gob munch the whole ocean if i could

banger ramen

nardo

never judge a book by its cover because why is this cute little place tucked away in an office park wtf

if i could i would com ehere every single day and have every single thing at least once it smells so good i love gay bakers

don't get the dan dan noodle trust me

oh that noodle is special alright. the dumplings are ok...the chili oil is salty but the decor and serving apparati are super cute yay

shake exactly 17 times or it's fucking over for you and your bloodline

reliable. there is no need to shake that many times. absurd slogan. shake it either less or more than 17 times if you want to save your offspring

put me in the bastille i'm ready

yummy coffee. unfortunately not super memorable as we came by maybe 7 minutes before closing. sorry

try the latte flight

they gave me at least 23 ounces i think they're dishonest, but i did thoroughly enjoy the earl grey and lavender drinks

i never wanna go here again bro

made me regret buying vietnamese food outside of the house :( wah... the owners are quite cute though, they do their best to accomodate rebellious crowds of students

great place to grab a quick meal for a good price.

sometimes worth the 7 pm discount rush. i will never forget the 2 usd frozen cutlet that we prepared haphazardly on the dorm room floor while half naked lol

this specific location is a little sad compared to the other nijiyas everyone point and laugh

the fish :) i love the fish blub blub blub

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hella clutch with that super mango drink for real i would have died in sf without it and then the pentagon would blow up then i would blow drains back out and then america would be flooded and it would just be bad overall, you know

polly wants a cracker type joint

a santa cruz must have. know that there are unlimited chips and salsa at the chip bar that isn't paywalled

it's open late... not much else going for it

only if you must. just don't be basic about the drink you get

there's something here for everybody. a Bay Area staple in its own right

nothing but bangers. try the taro mochi boroh before you die

cute little italian supermarket, great for casual browsing!

come into the pasta cellar i say in a non menacing tone

banger pasta, pizza was a little too bougie for my taste

thanku4ever lauren and kayla for the yummy chocolate donut. the pizza's pretty fire too

solid pizza, but the shishito pepper salad proved to be an unexpected treat

william osman chemical compound infinite alcohol good pizza get the peppers

i eata da fish taco

i love seafood and women

only had little bits and pieces of hana's poke so i can't really say much about it

run of the boat fish, i guess. i can eat here

great hot pot but the BBQ is a bit limited

bwon wants to be seapot so bad idc if it's run by a bunch of viet people ts fire if you cravin the dirtiest vietnamese-japanese fusion ever (i always am)

got my dish deep as hell

almost as good as lil c's (but still pretty good)... i hear its orgasmic

pasta that tastes like it was made by al capone himself

they lowkey make out with you here i felt so loved and rizzed up i wish it didn't cost a fortune to eat here

mmmfgh,,gh

wow no cow /ref (there actually is a whole cow they use real cow milk as far as i know) i love led signs

i don't even remember going here

long wait for a (below) mid drink i fear :( it's quite generous in seating though!

the shebang sauce is worth the consequences

soft shell crab pog :) don't get the crab leg though! speaking of legs.....................

they smelled that we were broke college students and banished us to the corner

always get the egg yolk bun and always come with a family that does not look like yu are barely scraping by...... i love you bailey

i got a drink here yeah

uber driver take me to a third world country

X I hong shyy

mango sago drink 5 ever put those balls in my jaw ASAP

if only one restaurant got to keep the title of Tofu House (and there are probably thousands of them), this one's a good contender

family orgasm i fear.... let it be known that you will be made fun of for helping clean... in a loving way ofc

please help keep this hidden gem of a place alive. the owners are very sweet and the desserts are expertly made and delicious. perfect if you want a tasteful little sweet treat.

thursday lunch combo (which includes 2 sets of sandwiches, a drink, and a desert for fifteen (15) usd!) and rice pudding got me my bachelors degree

this is honestly the only place in this plaza worth visiting

so cute so tiny so japanese so fish

not my favorite sichuan joint, but unfortunately something of a local juggernaut

never tell them they forgot a dish. just tell them the food's bad. (they threw in an extra dish, how sweet!)

waiter waiter ten thousand plates of brisket please

guh im rubbin my big fat belly i love meat yum yum yum again BWON is so envious

it's like a local version of sheng kee. pretty good

tiramisu clutch up that pineapple bread has me in several chokeholds

some of the best sichuan food in the bay. could never stop going to this place

nothing but banger after banger after banger sometimes banging off the dome

actual food at a museum, shocking! it was good too!

unexpected museum cafe win. butternut squash soup beloved

the pineapple bun is to die for

no yeah that's hong kong and that's good

simple, delicious home-style meals. the servers can be a little prickly, though.

rip karthavya my goat the tofu dishes are perfect though wish i got to try that bomb ass hong kong milk tea i think ume stole from baby cafe

taco yum

no yeah that's fire come on out

not really a dim sum guy but they got one hell of a chow fun

haha what can i say i love srimps srimps srimps srimps

MMM spaghetti nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

yeah you know what this is fire i love you rebecca

it was a little sad/p>

its pizza in santa cruz what can i say

i'm not really a huge candy guy now that i think about it

why did i pay three william dollars for a small scoop of (yummy) cold cream wahh

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it's actually quite hard to mess up my order the cups are fire too though

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it looks like the seven dollar drink is happening for real i fear. tis delicious though i can't lie

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i feel like i never get enough drink in my drink it's hella fire though i promise

that beckmann sure can bake

straight bangin all across the bay send me to the farmer's market again goddammit

america yeah

thank you for two birthdays, yardhouse and your dead man music lol

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i do love vietnamese desserts (che) BUT TELL ME WHY THIS SHIT IS SO EXPENSIVE NOW i am sad and mourning and mourning and sad it is like seven whole usd for a mere cup...... a cup of joy no less BUT STILL!

not much of a bar and certainly no gnar

i want to forgive gnar bar so bad for trying to be rad in the middle of nowhere but i did not need to be charged 12 usd for 2 spam musubis

this place is beyond unc central this might be unc global headquarters

get beignets here now or blow up in my atomic bomb oh too late blam blam blam blam blam blam blam that's me blowing you up blam blam blam

it was pretty yummy tbh

i mean i ate it yeah but if you're at rodeo 39 get literally anything else idk what to say it's too damn crowded here

i was so hungry when i came here that i honestly have no recollection of it

infinite sauce 4ever it's like they are trying to rizz one up

oh man this place is good i need a moment to myself

this place is excellent and the owners are very sweet feel free to touch drain as you please lol

its everyday bro

filled donut series has me busting uncontrollably like a nuclear bomb that explodes uncontrollably

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this is the only safeway i can ever really vouch for. my shart goes out to dennis and andrew of the deli department if you see them tell them hana sent you

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cannibalism.......................................................

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that nip slip is hot & ready

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trauma!! the market to rule them all!

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oouuuugghhhh dim sum deez nuts into yo mouth srimp srimp srimp srimp srimp

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the hana sort operation

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the terry effect. i can't quite recommend it though

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let me tell you the enticing story of john and elaine

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hmm. hmm. i have never seen bill here. why does bill own so many cafes, anyhow?

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lavender honey ouuughhouughhhh and other inappropriate sounds to make while consuming or actually while doing anything or nothing at all frankly

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me hoy hana minoy hashbrown but what exactly are they hashing or is it that they're browning

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IT'S SO LOUD HERE HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP oh look the ocean :D

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i don't wanna be a chicken i wanna be a chicken i don't wanna be a chicken i wanna be a chicken so i shake ur butt

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it's wet and stinky but i love it

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three trillion dollar dubai chocolate labubu poopoo fart shart the stuffed tomatoes were excellent though

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fish4hana

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twenty (20) dollar lox bagel yum but now i live on streets

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the dipteran poop shoot aims the laser beam at the indians

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flip da bottle

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blueberry mayo and extra spicy fish my beloved

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another san francisco thirst crisis clutch up with free glass bottles to abuse your loved ones with!

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