oat milk, oat milk on the wall
who's the oatiest of them all?
| ranking | drink | description | score (x/10) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | OATLY Barista Edition | best of the best oat milk–rumoured to be better than cow milk. loses points for bloating effect when consumed in large quantities lol | 9.5 |
| Planet Oat Barista Lovers | pretty good; almost OATLY Barista Edition for about 1 usd less | 9.2 | |
| OATLY Full Fat | like slightly watered down OATLY Barista Edition–so probably healthier idk | 9.0 | |
| Planet Oat Extra Creamy | most affordable oatmilk volume per dollar without tasting too watered down. i recommend grabbing the gallon jug | 9.0 | |
| A | Califia Barista’s Choice | certainly oatmilk. particularly memorable though> | 8.9 |
| OATLY Chocolate Oat Milk | would rank higher if this was a “chocolate oat milk” tierlist, but it isn’t. really damn good though | 8.8 | |
| OATLY Oatmilk Half & Half | not excellent if looking for oatmilk’s oat flavor; get all the benefits of drinking half & half without suffering the consequences of dairy/lactose | 8.6 | |
| OATLY The Original | my personal gateway oatmilk. not as concentrated as the barista edition, but certainly not something to mess around with. a classic. | 8.5 | |
| B | Chobani Extra Creamy | from this point on, oatmilk begins to taste more watery than oaty. not awful, but it’s almost skim milk | 7.8 |
| Califia Oatmilk | drinkable. i could get through a cup or two | 7.6 | |
| Willa's x Raaka OAT M!LK Dark Chocolate | it is not excellent but it was finished | 7.1 | |
| C | Open Nature EXTRA CREAMY | if this is the extra creamy version that open nature has to offer (when trying new brands, we go straight for the creamiest version… just in case) then we never want to have the regular :( sorry open nature… well actually their products then to boast being healthy which we don’t really care for anyways so there’s that i guess | 6.4 |
| OATLY Sweet & Creamy Oatmilk Creamer | would probably function excellently added to something bitter like coffee as a creamer is meant to be employed, but consumed on its own in the same fashion that oatmilk is? unless you want a REALLY sweet drink, i’d advise against it. maybe over ice though… | 6.3 | |
| F | MOOALA organic simple oat milk | this drink is made out of three ingredients. i hate to break it to the all-natural-believers, but if you want an OAT DRINK, you’re going to need all that junk in there to make it taste right. we unfortunately donated three-quarters of the entire jug to some planter at a gas station. as pretty as the carton is, it was not at all worth it. | 1.2 |